you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
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