So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Church boner. Awkwardddd
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
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found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
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I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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