sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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