come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
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