I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
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Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
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because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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