the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
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