Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
The air was thick with penises
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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