Do vagina's smell?
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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