You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
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