So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
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