If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
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beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
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Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
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