super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Of course I have a pirate flag
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
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