Me too!
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I need to sanitize my soul.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
try to milk me bitch
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