I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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