Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
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He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
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I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
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