i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
i would one night stand the shit outta him
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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