I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
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apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
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Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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