everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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