New invention idea: vibrating tampons
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
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Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
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He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
We're too hungover to prance.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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