He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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