I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
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I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
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i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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