Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
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