You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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