Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Only a mothe r could love this liver
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
He kissed a someone with a penis
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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