Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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