I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
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and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
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So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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