ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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