Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
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I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
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Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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