called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
and she was petting her beer can
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
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I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
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Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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