I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
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Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
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Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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