i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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