I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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