rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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