Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
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it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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