Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't put those talents on a resume
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
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