Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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