That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
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I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
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Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
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