More tranny stories later!
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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