i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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