She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
You need Xanax blowdarts
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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