so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
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Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
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I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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