hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
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I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
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he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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