Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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