Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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