Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
bring money and cleavage
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
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I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
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Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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