I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
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Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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