How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I am midnight drunk by noon
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
We need to get me chipped asap
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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