But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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