Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
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Don't EVER smell your tampon
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
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Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Randomize