i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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