everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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