i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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