imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
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I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
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I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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