Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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