I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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