I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Randomize
