he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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