yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
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Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
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I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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