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I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
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I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
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It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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